The Simpsons may very well have the most extended list out there when it comes to its characters' eclectic personalities. However, each character is unique and comes with their own strengths, weaknesses, and talents. Homer Simpson, for instance, may be a reckless, angry dolt, but viewers usually never see him without a job (despite going through several a week). Incidentally, the same can be said of his wife, Marge, since she has also had several different occupations over the years. As for Gil Gunderson, he can always be counted on to be down on his luck, no matter the situation. Out of all The Simpsons characters, there's one with a remarkable flair for spinning yarns and making unorthodox comments, and it's none other than Abraham J. Simpson.